What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Galactic Octopus

Tentacles. Stars. Existential crisis.

$29.99 USD

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Color Black Navy

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A bold, surreal tee for anyone who loves art that blends deep-sea mystery with cosmic fantasy. Perfect for ocean enthusiasts, sci-fi fans, creatives, and anyone drawn to strange, beautiful creatures that feel a little magical.

Makes a standout gift for friends, teens, or coworkers who appreciate unique artwork and trippy visual vibes. Ideal for festivals, creative days, relaxed weekends, or any moment when you want your shirt to feel like a portal to another world.