What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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Cosmic Octopus T-Shirt

Deep thoughts. Deeper oceans.

$29.99 USD

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Color Black Navy

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A surreal, ocean-meets-galaxy tee for anyone who loves strange art, deep thoughts, and creatures with way too many arms. Perfect for marine biology fans, space lovers, art nerds, and anyone who enjoys designs that feel a little trippy and mysterious.

Makes a unique gift for friends, teens, or coworkers who appreciate weirdness in its most beautiful form. Ideal for creative days, festivals, chill weekends, or any moment when you want your shirt to feel like a dreamscape.