What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Currently Running On Anxiety And Caffeine

Full Tank

$29.99 USD

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Color Black Navy Dark Heather

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A brutally honest tee for anyone whose entire personality is equal parts worry and iced coffee. Perfect for students, office warriors, parents, baristas, or anyone who runs their life on shaky hands and sheer willpower. Makes a relatable, funny gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone pushing through the chaos with a coffee in hand. Ideal for long shifts, school days, errands, or any moment when you need your shirt to explain why you’re both wired and exhausted at the same time.