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Dead Inside Festive Outside Tee

The most honest holiday shirt you’ll wear.

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A perfectly chaotic holiday tee for anyone who brings cheerful vibes on the outside, despite being fully over it inside. Ideal for retail workers, tired parents, burnt-out adults, and anyone navigating December with caffeine and willpower.

Makes a great gift for friends and coworkers who love dark humor. Perfect for long shifts, holiday outings, or any moment when you need your shirt to tell the truth kindly.