What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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Doomscrolling to Inner Peace

The Journey No Therapist Recommended

$29.99 USD

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A painfully accurate tee for anyone who starts their day with good intentions and ends up spiraling through news, memes, and mild panic. Perfect for anxious overthinkers, chronically online friends, night owls, and anyone who uses their phone as both comfort and chaos.

Makes a funny, relatable gift for coworkers, students, or siblings who cope by scrolling until their brain feels numb enough to sleep. Ideal for lazy mornings, late nights, or any moment when you’re searching for serenity in all the wrong places.