What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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Emotional Support Trash Goblin

Because some of us weren’t built for elegance.

$29.99 USD

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A chaotic comfort tee for anyone who feels like a functional mess but still shows up every day. Perfect for goblin-mode enthusiasts, night owls, overstimulated brains, and anyone who thrives on snacks, naps, and questionable life choices.

Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, roommates, or anyone who embraces their gremlin personality with pride. Ideal for lazy weekends, errand days, or any moment when you want your shirt to say you are doing your best… in your own feral little way.