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Festive AF T-Shirt

Parties. Presents. Poor decisions.

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A bold holiday tee for anyone who goes all-in on seasonal chaos, glitter energy, and zero chill.

Perfect for party people, maximalists, loud-and-proud celebrators, and anyone who embraces the holidays like a competitive sport. Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or siblings who turn December into their entire personality. Ideal for parties, brunches, family gatherings, or any moment when you want your shirt to announce your festive mood before you even walk in.