What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Fuck Off Floral Graphic T-Shirts

Petals, peace, and please leave.

$29.99 USD

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Color Black Navy Dark Heather

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A bold floral mood booster for anyone who mixes softness with spine. Perfect for people who love pretty aesthetics but have zero patience for nonsense.

Great gift for best friends sisters coworkers or anyone who uses humor as self protection. Ideal for outings brunch days or any moment when you need a gentle looking shirt with a very clear message.

Product Features for Gildan 64000:

Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
Seams: Without side seams
Fit: Eurofit
Sizing: Runs true to size
Label: Tear-away label