What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Fuck Off T-Shirt

Boundaries, but bold.

$29.99 USD

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A bold but oddly polite tee for anyone protecting their peace at all costs. Perfect for introverts, boundary-builders, burned-out adults, and anyone who needs one clear message delivered in a floral, non-aggressive way. Makes a funny, cathartic gift for friends, coworkers, or siblings who are done with drama. Ideal for errands, long weeks, social burnout, or any moment when you want your shirt to speak more bluntly than you can.