What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

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(On a Good Day)

$29.99 USD

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A painfully honest tee for anyone who is technically getting things done but mentally running on fumes. Perfect for students, tired parents, neurospicy minds, and anyone balancing life with a mix of caffeine, panic, and pure stubbornness.

Makes a funny, validating gift for friends or coworkers who are always “fine enough” but clearly hanging on by a thread. Ideal for long weeks, chaotic mornings, or any moment when you want your shirt to communicate your exact energy level.