What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Happiness is... something

(We Think)

$29.99 USD

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A dry, self-aware tee for anyone who’s trying to stay positive but can’t quite commit to full sunshine energy. Perfect for realists, tired optimists, therapy regulars, and anyone navigating life one half-hearted smile at a time.

Makes a funny, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or siblings who cope with uncertainty through humor. Ideal for long weeks, casual days, or any moment when you want your shirt to manage expectations with a shrug.