What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

I forgot why I'm here (no...really)

(Again)

$29.99 USD

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A perfectly relatable tee for anyone who walks into rooms, stores, or conversations and immediately loses the plot. Great for multitaskers, overwhelmed adults, students, and anyone whose brain constantly deletes its own to-do list.

Makes a funny, comforting gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who live in a fog of distraction. Ideal for workdays, errands, study sessions, or any moment when you need your shirt to explain why you’re staring into space.