What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

I Just Hate Everyone Equally

(Fairness Matters)

$29.99 USD

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A blunt honesty tee for anyone who is equal-opportunity exhausted by humanity. Perfect for introverts, retail workers, service industry survivors, burned-out adults, and anyone whose patience for people has officially expired.

Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who thrives on dry humor and zero tolerance for nonsense. Ideal for workdays, errands, crowded spaces, or any moment when you want your shirt to manage expectations before you even speak.