What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Lowering Expectations Accordingly

If you expect nothing, I can’t disappoint you.

$29.99 USD

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A self-aware classic for anyone who’s done pretending to have it all together. Perfect for people navigating burnout, chaotic schedules, or the reality that “doing your best” looks different every day.

Makes a funny, comforting gift for friends, coworkers, parents, or anyone who embraces honesty over perfection. Ideal for workdays, lazy weekends, or any moment when you’re managing life by adjusting the bar instead of raising

Product Features for Gildan 64000:

Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
Seams: Without side seams
Fit: Eurofit
Sizing: Runs true to size
Label: Tear-away label