What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Not a Phase, Just Bad Decisions (A Confession You Can Wear)

Commitment to chaos since day one.

$29.99 USD

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A hilariously honest tee for anyone who knows their chaotic era was not a coming-of-age moment but a series of questionable choices. Perfect for former party kids, late bloomers, nostalgic millennials, or anyone who learned their lessons the hard way.

Makes a funny, self-aware gift for friends, siblings, or anyone who loves humor with a sting of truth. Ideal for casual hangs, weekends, concerts, or any moment when you want to laugh at your own character development arc.