What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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Optimism, Denial, Same Thing

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$29.99 USD

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A perfectly self-aware tee for anyone who pretends things are fine while quietly spiraling inside. Ideal for realists, anxious thinkers, therapy regulars, and anyone who uses humor to sidestep uncomfortable feelings.

Makes a funny, relatable gift for friends, coworkers, or siblings who cope with life by naming the chaos and then ignoring it anyway. Great for busy weeks, mental reset days, or any moment when denial feels like the only practical option.