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Optimism? Yeah I Don't Do That

Optimism? Yeah I Don't Do That

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A dry realist tee for anyone who rolls their eyes at pep talks and prefers honesty over forced positivity. Perfect for people navigating burnout sarcastic coworkers practical minded friends and anyone who would rather name the chaos than sugarcoat it.

Makes a funny and grounding gift for students office mates siblings or anyone who needs a shirt that matches their realistic worldview. Ideal for workdays errands mental load moments or any time when you want your clothes to speak the truth for you.

Product Features for Gildan 64000:

Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
Seams: Without side seams
Fit: Eurofit
Sizing: Runs true to size
Label: Tear-away label

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