Optimism? Yeah I Don't Do That

A dry realist tee for people who cope with life through blunt honesty and humor instead of sunshine and pep talks. Perfect for anyone who rolls their eyes at motivational quotes or prefers practical vibes over forced positivity.

Makes a great gift for friends coworkers siblings or anyone who embraces the chaotic truth of being human. Ideal for workdays errands mental load moments or anytime you want your shirt to manage expectations for you.

Product Features for Gildan 64000:

Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton - Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
Seams: Without side seams
Fit: Eurofit
Sizing: Runs true to size
Label: Tear-away label