What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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A hilariously accurate tee for anyone whose brain crashes at the worst possible times. Perfect for overthinkers, anxious minds, tech lovers, students, and anyone juggling too much mental bandwidth at once.

Makes a great gift for coworkers, friends, or siblings who cope with overwhelm using humor and a hard reboot. Ideal for long workdays, social burnout, study marathons, or any moment when your internal system freezes and you need a soft shirt to say it for you.