What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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A relatable tee for anyone whose brain frequently freezes, lags, or needs a hard restart. Perfect for overworked adults, introverts after socializing, students drowning in deadlines, and anyone recovering from burnout.

Makes a funny, comforting gift for tech lovers, coworkers, or friends who disappear mid-conversation because their mental software crashed. Ideal for lazy days, study sessions, quiet weekends, or any moment when you need your shirt to signal that your system is loading… slowly.