What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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T-Shirt

Resting Glitch Face

Running on half a system and zero apologies.

$29.99 USD

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A hilarious everyday tee for anyone whose default expression is confusion, buffering, or mild system failure. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, tech lovers, neurospicy brains, and anyone who zones out so hard they look like a frozen Zoom call. Makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, teens, or anyone who navigates life with a permanently loading face. Ideal for workdays, errands, gaming nights, or any moment when your brain decides to reboot mid-conversation.