What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

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Running on Anxiety T-Shirt

Fueled by panic and espresso.

$29.99 USD

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Color Black Navy

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A brutally honest tee for anyone powering through life on jittery nerves and sheer determination. Perfect for students, office warriors, parents, and anyone living in a constant state of “fight, flight, and coffee.”

Makes a funny, relatable gift for coworkers, friends, or siblings who cope with chaos by staying slightly over-caffeinated. Ideal for long shifts, study marathons, errands, or any moment when you need your shirt to explain why you look both wired and exhausted..