What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major cards (Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, Discover), PayPal, and Shop Pay. Zero shady business — just fast checkout.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders are typically processed in 2–3 business days. Shipping starts after processing and takes 4–6 business days for U.S. orders.

Do you ship internationally?

Not at this time — we currently only ship within the United States.

What are your t-shirts made of?

Soft, durable 100% cotton (Gildan 5000 or Gildan 64000). No sandpaper-feeling tees here.

What is your return policy?

30-day returns for unworn, unwashed items with tags. Custom/personalized shirts can only be returned if defective.

Products

Fuck Off T-Shirt

Fuck Off T-Shirt

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Functioning-ish

Functioning-ish

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Galactic Octopus

Galactic Octopus

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Get Lit Up T-Shirt

Get Lit Up T-Shirt

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Get Lit Up!

Get Lit Up!

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Goth Bot T-Shirt

Goth Bot T-Shirt

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Green Santa T-Shirt

Green Santa T-Shirt

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Green Santa Tee

Green Santa Tee

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Gyatt T-Shirt

Gyatt T-Shirt

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Happiness is... something

Happiness is... something

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Hard pass

Hard pass

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Have You Tried Not Talking Graphic T-Shirt

Have You Tried Not Talking Graphic T-Shirt

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Here to Sleigh T-Shirt

Here to Sleigh T-Shirt

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Here to Sleigh T-Shirt

Here to Sleigh T-Shirt

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Homey T-Shirt

Homey T-Shirt

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I AM NOT FEELING IT (At All)

I AM NOT FEELING IT (At All)

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